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Dear diary,

It's so hhaaAAArd being a lady. It's so hard being alone and having to impress everyone with the way that I look! It can never be about me, can it? LOL! Man. Life is hard inside of this little shell but I can certainly say that I can't wait to get laid soon by a dummy who likes the way my boobs are shaped under this dress that I am wearing tonight! Hehe.

It's so hard being a lady. Things aren't very simple. They're sooOO complicated. I mean, when I tell someone I love them they think that I am just being NEEDY. And that I can't do things on my own. My little vaginal hormones get in the way and it's just so hard to wake up in the morning without a man by my side! You see, automatically, I can't be alone. I don't know what love is because it all has to do with the fact that I can't be alone, DUR!

LOL! God I try to think otherwise but it's so hard to tell mennnnnnn and even womennnnnn that!11! I'm just so emotional and crybaby that they just don't believe me. I guess they're right and I am not. I mean, everyone I know knows me better than I know myself! Hehe! God, this vagina thing is so annoying!!!! Once you're branded with it you can't go back!!! I hope when I get older I have a big man to carry me around everywhere, so I don't even have to walk! I know that everyone knows I need that and I know it's like a really hard thing to like ask for and stuff and like I don't know if I will ever meet a man who will CARRY me around everywherrrrre BUT that is what my vagina asks for. It asks for a man to carry me. Love is not love. It's called carry me, support me, stick your sperm in me because I know that the only thing I am good for is a mat for a door and a vagina to put sperm in and shoot out a baby! LOL! Pink!!!

Thanks for listening diary!

Audrey

ps. When I get done crying will some delusional man want to come pick me and my vagina up and take me out to dinner?! :-xxxxxxx I'm the perfect little curly haired doormat to your manly fantasy werld! heeeeeez.